words words and more words

Nate has decided that all water fountains and waterfalls are called 'water mountains.'


In fact, he confuses a lot of words as he navigates this whole COMMUNICATION thing. Most of them are hilarious.

I don't understand why the English language is so confusing:

(I know you appreciate the PEE IN A CUP visual!)

And:
And, completely unrelated yet awesome, while I was searching istockphoto for the T-shirt image I found this stock art gem:It is titled "Beautiful Girl Demonstrates Sexier Way to Eat Breakfast Cereal, Milk" which, clearly, is how we should ALL enjoy breakfast. STOCK ART WIN!!