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4.19.2006

bitchiness scale o the day.


the one on the left represents my bitchiness today and the one on the right represents me normal. i am increasingly bitchy b/c i can not get this stupid chart to look right in blogger (it was only supposed to take like two seconds!)

i could go into the MANY reasons for my attitude today but i will spare you the gory details as all of them are mundane and pretty inconsequential to most of your lives.

just know that it is a terrible, horrible, NO good, very bad day!

11 comments:

  1. oooh me too mee toooo yay bitch

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  2. just let it all out and know that tomorrow will be better. bitchy days can sometimes be fun when you practice responsible bitching :)

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  3. i was bitchy yesturday... i am better now. this too will pass

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  4. You know what helps? Hot dogs, macaroni n cheese, and the Amazing Race. Oh, wait- we did that!

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  5. I am all for bitchiness. I have progressed through the first stages and I am at ANGER. I wrote a nice long bitchy letter (which will never get sent) but it helped a little. Hope you have a better day today!

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  6. Anonymous9:09 AM

    After close inspection of your blog, we find that you can't be that bitchy to make such a hilarious chart early in the morning....we enjoyed it very much (and also have only slept for like 4 hours due to a big test at noon) so we may not be the best judge, but cheer up!!! no need to take a test and your graphic skills are off the charts!!

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  7. Yes, I like this blog. Officially. My bitchiness has been off the charts...and I find joy in knowing that others, too, are slightly insane from time to time..By insane, I mean...likely should put away all sharp objects before talking to anyone.. Yes.. agree with the bitchy. Feel better.

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  8. Don't worry, it'll get better, Alexander. I was bitchy yesterday too, but now I'm normal again, probably because I don't have severe stomach flu.

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  9. You should have seen my last Thursday....Whew.

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