fridays on the street

overhead this yesterday while picking up lunch:

scene: two little white boys in school uniforms, blond, freckled, cute, maybe 7 or so?

boy 1: you be beyonce. i'll be rihanna.
boy 2: (holds fingerthumb cell phone to ear): HAAAAAAAAAAAAy beyonce.
boy 1: (holds identical cellular to ear) heeeeeeey rihanna.