pitcher's getting nervous, very, very nervous
ok so i am leaving now for my surgery. i am a little more nervous now that i was this morning. aparantly i blog when i am nervous. hmm. i want you all to share in my apprehension and be happy that it is not you going UNDER THE KNIFE.
honestly i am more nervous about the anesthetics (am i spelling that right?) than the surgery. what if i start yammering on about otters or sea lions or some such nonsense - how embarrassing. Or what if i start gagging while i am passed out - you guys know my gagging problem. sometimes i brush my teeth and vomit. And i have a small mouth - how are they gonna even get back there!? what if they hurt/break my jaw?
Additionally, I don't think i have filled a medical prescription in my adult life - ever - and definately not since i have lived in Arkansas (three years!) Do you think that is going to be a problem if i have to pick up some prescription? Do you think my Mommy can pick it up for me? Oh.. wait....
If I die, I love you all (insert tragic fainting scene HERE!). ;)
laugh all you want; it's my surgery and i will be a drama queen if i want to.
honestly i am more nervous about the anesthetics (am i spelling that right?) than the surgery. what if i start yammering on about otters or sea lions or some such nonsense - how embarrassing. Or what if i start gagging while i am passed out - you guys know my gagging problem. sometimes i brush my teeth and vomit. And i have a small mouth - how are they gonna even get back there!? what if they hurt/break my jaw?
Additionally, I don't think i have filled a medical prescription in my adult life - ever - and definately not since i have lived in Arkansas (three years!) Do you think that is going to be a problem if i have to pick up some prescription? Do you think my Mommy can pick it up for me? Oh.. wait....
If I die, I love you all (insert tragic fainting scene HERE!). ;)
laugh all you want; it's my surgery and i will be a drama queen if i want to.
