warning: shield your eyes if pregnant women freak you out

dearest internet, i have no modesty. let's get up close and personal, shall we?

here you go!

week 34 is a cantaloupe. i think it could fit in there don't you? ;)

i have no news, really, we have been painting and taking it EASY this holiday weekend. it is nice. i feel like i MIGHT be recovered from the excitement of the past month. time to relax and sleep as much as possible in the HOME STRETCH, right? (seriously, how do women with kids DO pregnancy?!?)

(i know, my belly button looks ca-razy, right? it better go back in. i read somewhere some people's don't! ha! innies turned outies. surely there is some sort of secret society for that. and my "line" is all crooked letter. oh, and i am STILL lopsided which makes for some fun rib pain - guess the doctor was right about that one!)

still getting told i look 'small' by eighteen hundred people a day. mostly strangers who have no idea what i look like non-pregnant. at this point, i just roll my eyes. let me assure you that 25 pounds or so later, i do not feel SMALL in any way, shape, or form. i can't really exercise anymore... just walking... so i think that makes me feel bigger than any actual poundage ever could, you know? ah, well, whatever, it will go away! (you know one plus of pregnancy weight gain - NO BACK FAT! HA! ever. cause it all goes forward! hahaha! TAKE THAT back fat. see you in a few months. haha.)

Doctor appointment in the A.M.

34 weeks, 3 days