5.15.2008

i live in a pineapple under the sea


HERE is my fruity fruit for this week and this is what it says: Your baby is proportioned like a pineapple when it comes to weight -- a little over 4 pounds. (Length: more than 17 inches, head to heel.)

YUM. REAL pineapple makes this baby GO CRAZY on the inside - all that natural sugar (sugar high!).

let's see? what else do i have to tell you!?!

I hosted an impromptu ANTM (america's next top model) watch PARTY at my house last night (SPOILER ALERT!). there was a lot of SCREAMING (and some HAPPY DANCING) by the six girls in my living room (everyone was a big fan of the winner but me!). AND, although i think the winner is kind of, well, a FLOOZY AND that they KIND OF picked her as a 'cause' (to promote plus sized women - she was like a size 8! enormous, right? ha!), i am glad she won. and i don't deny she is absolutely gorgeous and her pics are as well. she deserved it. AND it was a GREAT finale and restored my faith in the hilarity of ANTM. (i know you were worried!!) (also, paulina might be taking the place of twiggy in my heart as a judge.)

what else?

i was attacked by a bird. two mornings in a row. same tree. same bird. it's little. like a mocking bird or something. i screamed like a little girl both times. the second day it TOUCHED my arm so i had to wash my arm in the bathroom for like two hours. AND today THREE guys at work that walk the same way i do from the lot admitted they have also been attacked, so it's not just me and a case of the crazies.

what else?

we start SEASON THREE of LOST tonight. get jealous. (i know all you addicts will be watching tonight and you best not be blogging tooooo in depth about it! and if you do, that's cool too, i will just close my eyes.)

what else?

tomorrow is FRIDAY! we are thinking about kenneling the dogs and heading up north. to yankee land. see you there?

32 weeks, 6 days


10 comments:

melissa said...

Can't wait to see you! Have a safe trip.

sasspot said...

have a safe trip... sorry about the weird birds...loved the skull thing you sent me...it was so you...i can feel which ovary i'm ovulating from...weird...pinapple...big baby...my how it is grown...hope he is not as prickly when he comes out...odd thought...love you...

Anonymous said...

Hey! I totally agree about ANTM and that they were trying to have a "full figure" winner. I wasn't a huge fan of this season, but it was easy to see that Anya was the standout of the whole season. I'm not against Whitney or anything, but Anya totally beat her out all season long. I really, really think they just wanted a full-figure girl to win. It really put me off on the show b/c I think it is even more rigged than I thought before. I like Whitney, but Anya was clearly the winner. Oh, reality TV!

Yes, go north! Come to CHICAGO!!!

Lauren R

Elizabeth Ross said...

I can't believe Nora Nate is pineapple-sized already! My, how they grow! ;)
ANTM party was mucho fun-o. What will we do NOW that our reality TV season is running out?? I guess YOU will watch Lost, eh? I'm still holding out! Ha ha.

Sara Q said...

Are we all three going to be in the same city at the same time?? Crazy...

kristen said...

absorbent and yellow and porous is he! i watch that show way too much. oh yeah and i heart whitney.

Stacia said...

Plus size girls rock....I thought you knew =)
Truely I do not watch that show, lol

llane said...

i don't watch ANTM, but i was glad to hear that the plus-sized girl won. i'm a size 8 (and probably a foot shorter than the model chick) and i want to cry every time i get turned down for a job because i'm not "no larger than a size 6." hollywood is STUPID sometimes. so we all know these reality shows are totally rigged, nice to see them getting rigged in a good direction. anyway. pineapples are heavy. aren't you glad it's not shaped like that? and all prickly? that would hurt. ;)

Chandle said...

sounds like you're having fun, despite the psycho bird. Go baby pineapple!

Susan said...

I remember that bird! He lives in that little garden area by the library? He used to attack me on the walk to work. I'd run off flailing arms like Phoebie and people would look at me like I was crazy. Then, I'd stand and watch for a second til someone else walked by and do the same thing, so I felt better about myself. Must have a nest in there and is protecting his eggs!
Nice how I assume the bird is a "he", huh? I mean like women aren't aggressive! :)