4.22.2013

#textsfromamy

You guys.  You might remember me telling you a while back how you should all have a preteen girl in your life, yes? I hope that you have found one to befriend. If not, I am here to share with you my sweet friend and neighbor, Amy, and her recent texts to me. 

Ready??  We've been on a STRONG stream of chain letter texts. How do I tell her that chain letters used to be handwritten, in envelopes, WITH STAMPS?? 

Anyway.

Let's begin with the I HAVE NO EYES AND BLOOD ALL OVER MY FACE.


Hellllo Teddy.

And Patty, FOOLISH PATTY!!!!  (Ha ha patty, HA HA.)


Really, GEORGE, just four people?  Not good enough George you poor bastard. 

(In the end, Derek sent it to TWELVE people and received MANY accolades and kisses.)

HOWEVER, WATCH OUT FOR KATYA.  She will be in your room TONIGHT.  (xoxo!)



 There were several others along these lines (this is a mix and match sort of screen shot show).

And then, last night, the piece de la resistance: 

A TEXT FROM JAYSUS HIMSELF, apologizing from disturbing me from my Shark Tank and bowl of ice cream:  


You. Are. Welcome. (And thank you again, sweet Amy, for making me laugh. I hope the pen and paper chain letters made our parents giggle just as much.) 

NOW link this post to 12 people or ELSE.


19 comments:

Elizabeth Spann said...

This is not a fake... Apparently.
This has made my evening.
.... Either that or Katya will visit me tonight. In which case, nice job, Kat.

The Photo Goo said...

THAT IS CRAZY??!! AND COMPLETELY SCARY!

Aduke Schulist said...

I never understand these silly chain letters, even as a young girl. But then again, we played "bloody mary" and "red rum" in the bathroom mirros ;)

katandkarl said...

@LifeAsAConvert - ha! yes. Have definitely played bloody mary and, what was the other silly one? Light as a feather, stiff as a board?

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