what is there to do in arkansas?

Email between my sister and i.

(as follows)

eh-eh-ahem.

her:

These are the things I want to do while in Arkansas:

- Make Nate Walk (crawling is acceptable, but slightly disappointing)

- Go to the Restaurant with Ranch/Red Pepper Dressing

- Make a Paper Machee Volcano

- Have a Jimmie's Sandwich

- Go to a bar one night (you are required to go out one night. no choice)

- Get a Tan

- Meet Bill Clinton

- Catch Fireflies (do you know that we don't have those here?!)

You're turn for suggestions.

me:

- Play a drinking game whilst watching the 5 o clock news based on the # of ya'lls stated.
- Read a book. (DEAR day!!)
- Watch ANTM and Biggest Loser TOGETHER (not in real time, mind you.)
- Cook you pasta. And make you mashed potatoes.
- Force you to lose repeatedly in silly games like teeth-tapping and leg-swing-over and push-you-down. (these are the official names).

The Paper Mach Volcano project sounds amazing. who wants IN? tia? tamera?

one fun fact about me and my sister: we're both from the midwest. she lives north. her friends call her a southerner. i live south. my friends call me a yankee.

'midwestern.'

it JUST sounds so uncool.

(but i promise it's great.)

(i mean, i know nelly.)