damn you angry birds

This is what I should be doing: (Read: Creepily holding my keyboard to my face and smiling strangely while I claw you out a new blog post. HAPPY HALLOWEEN KIDDIES. CACKLE CACKLE CREAKY HAND POINTING AND MORE CACKLING. Ahem.)
Instead I am doing this on my phone: (Yea, Yea, I know I am late to the Angry Birds party/obsession).

(By the way, how the hell do I beat this level?)

SOME PERSON I know (hi little sister!), when informed I had finally crossed over to the Angry Birds dark side, MAY have gone into a lengthy discussion about the number of hours she and her coworkers compete daily via Angry Birds. (They pause when one of them has to (and I quote) 'do work.') Then she started talking about Golden Eggs and Pig Protective Helmets and I had to hang up on her so I could clear Level 12.

More cackling and creepy fingered blogging soon, my pretties.


shabbygeek said...

I've forwarded this post to Hubs. He's an Angry Birds fanatic, too. I've come to learn the SFX. The music. The fact that every time he comes home he dedicates a few minutes (or 10 or 20) to de-compressing from work and playing Angry Birds. The fact that when I've found out there's an update before he does, it's like I'm Queen of the World and he wishes he could marry me all over again.

You people. Really.

Unknown said...

Well, if you're worried about wasting time, do not, and I repeat, do not play cut the rope. It's addicting!! I have not yet played angry birds, may have to after I bet cut the rope.

Melissa said...

Angry birds is crack. Crack! i have the Beta on my Android phone and I have already lost the will to go out and drink.

Okay that is a lie. i will never lose the will to go out and drink.

Kate said...

you crack me up.

Lauryl Lane said...

i've never even heard of this. also, i'm terrified of birds. so there's that.

melissa said...

"angry birds" sounds like my own personal hell. but if your addiction to this game is anything like how i used to feel about tetris, then i fully understand. xo

Panamamama said...

My hubby and some of the wee ones are addicted to this game. That and Pocket Gods are the rage around here. I'm haven't played because I have enough addictions as it is (Bananagrams is more my speed...)

Napalicious said...

Your post is so funny! I too just joined the world of Angry Birds and holy....I am addicted. So addicted that I just started a blog about it to let the world know of my sickness :) I, too, hate birds. Unfortunately, I now hate pigs too. :)

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